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Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
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Posted - 2014.04.03 14:29:00 -
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Well, there's one born every minute as the saying goes.
Could I perhaps interest you in some collectible single units of tritanium? These were hand-collected by a group of (mostly) virginal Minmatar slave girls and then bathed gently in the tears of failed pirates.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |

Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
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Posted - 2014.04.03 21:22:00 -
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:Doc Fury wrote:Well, there's one born every minute as the saying goes.
Could I perhaps interest you in some collectible single units of tritanium? These were hand-collected by a group of (mostly) virginal Minmatar slave girls and then bathed gently in the tears of failed pirates.
I'll take 10. Does one million a piece sound good? If so, please send me the contracts to be collected tonight. Be aware that allowing them to stack would ruin the value of the tritanium, so I will need 10 individual contracts.
Your terms are acceptable and I must say you have a keen eye sir, stacking these would certainly sully their brilliance as well as their value.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |

Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
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Posted - 2014.04.03 21:46:00 -
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Siigari Kitawa wrote:In all honesty (and hello forums!) I don't see how the guy is offering a scam.
If everything is sealed then it's not a scam. If the guy has boxes of cards that would wind up amounting to something more than he paid for it was a good investment.
I don't understand everyone...? He obviously knows the guy face to face.
I can tell you are shrewd customer. Perhaps this will clarify just how good a deal the OP is getting.
I am currently in possession of a case-lot (144 units) of new first-run copies of the 1987 classic motion picture: Ishtar on very high quality VHS. When these were new, they sold for over $80 apiece just for the rental market.
This case lot is priceless, but as it's fate, I'll let you have it for... 10M isk.]
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |
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